New Jersey Nets Dancers

If you think dancing for an NBA team is just about bleaching your hair blonde, suiting up in tight-fitting Spandex, and shaking what the good Lord -- or a good surgeon -- gave you, then 10 years ago you were actually correct. But times have changed, and in an era where Jason Kidd is no longer legally bound to one woman, he needs not hide his tawdry affairs and can try to make it with any nearby female partners. So we need them at their top physical condition, so as to fend off his dinner invitations.

The New Jersey Nets dance team, creatively named the Nets Dancers, underwent a full day of grueling training, which involved resistance bands, swinging sledgehammers, and rolling kegs -- of which the latter two exercises helped them become excellent candidates for a Broadway revival of Donkey Kong.